When you had it and then lost it you miss it because it’s
convenient. We are dependent on the wonders of modern technology. Yes, Wi-Fi
does not exist in Topaz Village No. 4. No signals here. (Luther said, “You are
definitely not receiving any signals.” I thought that was an odd comment.) That
means a walk to the beach for a Wi-Fi cafe. But when you get there’s distractions
galore. Store owners love cruise ships as about four or five come to port every
day. It seems that people spend so much on their cruises that the tourists cannot
afford clothing. Beach goers wear only scraps of cloth. (Luther said, “Those
are called bathing suits.” I replied...I forgot as I was having trouble paying attention to the conversation. Luther commented, "They don't have enough fur and their arms are too short for their torso. How would they ever swing?")
Store owners stand outside of their shops and cafés
wanting you to just take a look. They’ll shove business cards in your hands and say "free Wi-Fi.
Not only is that good business practice it also shows how the numbers are down.
Cafés and many rentable flats and apartments sit empty until a little nightlife.
The caretaker, Ebrehim, his two dogs, a
couple skinny cats are the only ones in our complex. That means the pool is ours!
A bit of recent Turkish
political history (Skip if you don’t like history to “Driving is a video
game.”): In 1923 Turkey changed from an Islamic state to a form of secular
democracy and became a member of NATO in 1954. They’ve helped the US in
conflicts with troops since the Korean War. Turkey invaded Cyprus in 1974,
trying to take it from Greece. The result left Cyprus partitioned into Turkish
and Greece sides. Later Kurdish peoples raised their voice for some form of
statehood and the uprising slid into armed conflict. When the Kurdish leader of
their Worker’s Party, Abdullah Ocalan was captured in 1999, things settled
down. A store owner and many others we ran into were Kurdish. (I told the Kurds
thanks for inventing cheese. I asked how they got it to curd so well. Luther
slapped the back of my head with his pillow-like hand.)
The Sunset Café owner/worker said, “We love Americans
because we are the only country in the world that supports us.” (Luther told me
later he stopped himself from saying, “Most Americans love Turkey too especially
with mashed potatoes and gravy.”)
When their inflation rate hit 100% in 2005 their banking
system collapsed. The “AK’s” commitment to becoming a part of the European
Union is a popular idea, however, the prime minister also wants more Islamic
values incorporated into law. This has sparked the recent conflict in Taksim
square which then spread to most major cities.
With the rule of law the prime minister vowed to take down
the trees and build a mall. He said his patience will wear out. It’s already
violent in Izmir (Where our airport is located) not far from Kusadasi (Luther
noticed there’s a thingy sticking out of the bottom of some “S’s” and some
“C’s.” The first “s” in Kusadasi has that thingy, making it a “sh” sound. The
thingy stuck to a “c” makes a “ch” sound.) An Islamic leaning political party
named “Justice and Development” a. k. “AK.” gained 2/3rds majority. They
promised and accomplished new policies that brought down inflation to single
digits. (Luther believes conflict is brewing and keeps asking when we are going
to join. I told him, “We are on nobody’s side because nobody is on our backs
except for one irritating monkey.” He left our party in a huff to wander around
on his own.)
Driving is a Video
Game because of all the twists and turns and near misses. This isn’t a
place for, “Driving Miss Daisy.” Lanes don’t seem to matter nor do directions.
Motorcycles and cars come at you in their lane as well toward you on your shoulder. (Luther
often complains about getting a turn at this “video game” named, “Driving near-miss-crazy.”
I keep thinking we aren’t in Nebraska
anymore. Our rental diesel Volkswagen van with manual transmission takes a
bit of practice especially on all the hills and mountains when the locals are
so close you can see the variety of bug juices on their vehicle’s brand emblem.
Things really are closer even when you look. Sometimes I look in the rear view
mirror and want to rub their emblem clean with my elbow but I usually gun it
and pop the clutch. (Luther volunteered to lick them clean. I think he’s hungry
for protein.)
You got to love the speedometer in kph rather than mph. It
makes you think you are going very fast. The highest number I’ve seen on the
signs with a red circle around a number is 90. (Luther is certain it’s the
minimum limit) So not knowing what it means in mph we target 120 on the open
road just to be unsafe. So far we managed to keep it down to one scratch and a
dent. (We bought the insurance.)
People squeeze through the tightest places. (Luther fights
over the wheel and keeps howling, “Faster, faster!”) The other adults grab whatever
they can find with wide eyes. They offer helpful comments about two turns later
after their breath returns. We are very happy to have a phone with GPS.
The toll roads have two kinds of automatic pay lanes. The
first try at the right lane started some siren and flashing yellow lights. (Luther
said, “Gun it!” Like a slingshot we went faster.) On the second toll road we tried
the other orange signed lanes and received a green light as we passed. We took
that as a hopeful sign. (Luther keeps mumbling something about extradition laws
and how much automated violation tickets costs. I don’t know what he’s talking
about. He said “You’ll find out when they check your passport as you try to
leave the country.” I said, “Whatever.”)